May 2013
vvumblr:
does beyonce measure her weight in beyounces
sext: is it okay if i call you zayn
1 tag
darrynek:
hello 911 yes i’d like to report a murder
this bitch killed my vibe
expiredmalik:
the highlight of 2012 was zayn getting rid of his
“Whatever comes, let it come,
what stays let stay,
what goes
let go.”
– Papaji (via delightfuls)
jesuschristvevo:
this one time in first grade we were having a party and the teacher asked us to bring in deserts and forks and cups and knives and i was in charge of the knives but i didnt know she wanted plastic ones so i brought regular ones and i got really angry about messing up so i started throwing the knives around the room and killed like seven people
: it makes me very angry that ANYONE is mean to... →
bootipop:
it makes me very angry that ANYONE is mean to brandon cokeflow. I probably met him on tumblr in THE creepiest way possible and he treats me with kindness and like a friend; he is one of the nicest, most genuine, non-judgemental people i know, both on here and in real life and it really makes me…
“A woman is not written in braille, you don’t have to touch her to know her.”
– (via delightfuls)
andrewestes0:
I talk a lot of shit for someone who panics while ordering food at restaurants
fffcuk:
im glad they blur it out when people give the middle finger on tv. i can’t imagine what the sight of an entire middle finger might do to a child’s mind.
raspberrying:
“Realizing that there’s a tomorrow and the next day is the hardest thing sometimes.”
chinkerbelle:
Reasons I grab my boobs
running upstairs
running downstairs
running
stoked on life
scared
walking through my house in the dark
bored
boobs
yeezytaughtme:
love yourself like kanye loves himself
believe in yourself like kanye believes in himself
know you’re the shit like kanye knows he’s the shit
